Laboratory Dancers reaches deep inside the ideal realms analyzing the potential chaos and deliberation behind biological, political and social systems. The first implementation for experiment number #3 was to sterilize the location for the purpose of reducing pathogens, i.e. immodest hopes and dreams. Then we penetrated through the anatomical realms, surgically deepening orifices and revealing molecular structures. Once comple...ted, the malignancy of the mind corroded each female vertebrae. For unknown reasons, our female specimen extended the terminal part of her upper limb, causing collective social apathy. For a comprehensive conclusion and full lack of report of previously unknown information, please attend our exposition, "No News." Laboratory Dancers is an inclusive artist collective who process human movement and strive to develop an accessible ground for providing the community with the opportunity to experience dance as art. Our company values and invests in the investigations of other Chicago artists and utilizes this integrated support to further enhance the kinesthetic execution. Choreography by: Haley Bergschneider Brittany Brown Marie Mohrbacher Joshua Rackliffe Alexandra Subak Viaduct Theater 3111. N. Western Ave. January 13-15 7:00pm January 16 3:00pm $10 Tickets are available to purchase in advance by calling the Viaduct Theater's box office at 773.296.6024 or online at http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=viaduct+theater. Please visit us at Laboratorydancers.com